90 oklahoma jokes and hilarious oklahoma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oklahoma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh about Oklahoma and its culture? Check out this article for an entertaining collection of Oklahoma jokes, from football rivalries to weather, panhandle jokes to the tragic Oklahoma City bombing. Discover why Oklahoma has a unique place in America's hearts and minds!
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Funniest Oklahoma Short Jokes
Short oklahoma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oklahoma humour may include short state jokes also.
- Back in the day Oklahoma use to have a slogan Oklahoma is OK! , you know why it was just OK? Because they couldn't spell mediocre.
- Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma.
- Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"? Because they can't spell "mediocre".
- Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said "It's not our fault."
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Where are you from?" the bartender asks. "Oklahoma," the guy replies. "Oh yeah?" the bartender asks. "Which part?" "All of me I guess," the guy says.
- What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer.
- Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, "Do you have reservations?" One of the guys replies, "Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."
- The president announced that Oklahoma was taking over the United States. He said, "Don't worry, the US will be OK."
- My daughter asked, "What was your favorite thing to do in your 20's in Oklahoma?" "Leave."
- I don't care where states are located If Oklahoma was right next to Maine that would be ok by me.
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Oklahoma One Liners
Which oklahoma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oklahoma? I can suggest the ones about oklahoma state and howdy.
- Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
- How are a divorce in Oklahoma and a tornado alike? Somebody's going to lose a trailer...
- Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states.
- What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.
- You ever been to Oklahoma? Yeah, it's OK.
- People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK
- Is the state of Oklahoma gay? Not if you say no Oklahom*o
- What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!
- Someone told me that they were born in Ohio, then moved to Oklahoma. Me: "Oh, ok."
- I heard tornadoes were in the forecast. But I'm sure Oklahoma will still be OK.
- What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke
- Have you ever been to Oklahoma? It might be worth going, the state is OK.
- I couldn't remember the abbreviation for Oklahoma... but it's OK.
- What's the most mediocre State? Oklahoma… It's just OK.
- Went to Oklahoma the other day It was OK
Oklahoma State Jokes
Here is a list of funny oklahoma state jokes and even better oklahoma state puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
- My friend asked me how I was enjoying my visit in Oklahoma's state capital I said, "It's an OK city."
- My friend says Oklahoma is a terrible state. I think they're OK.
- Most state abbreviations are really good But Oklahoma's is just OK
- My friend said Oklahoma was a terrible state I don't know about that, it seemed pretty OK.
- So I was asked my opinion of the Oklahoma State abbreviation today... And I said it was just OK
- Oklahoma It's a pretty OK state.
- What's Lil' Jon's favorite state? Oklahoma
- Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK
- Name a popular state that most people live in. Oklahoma
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Fun-Filled Oklahoma Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about oklahoma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean abbreviation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oklahoma pranks.
If you're from it, sorry...
Q. Why doesn't Texas float away into the gulf?
A. Oklahoma s**...
Did you hear about the new law that passed? If you're living in Oklahoma, it is i**... to be buried in Texas...
But once you die, it's perfectly legal.
Why is Oklahoma so windy?
Because Kansas s**..., and Texas blows
What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma?
Southbound 35.
A man from Oklahoma takes his daughter to the gynecologist...
He tells the doctor that he'd like to put her on birth-control pills. The doctor asks him how old she is.
"She's thirteen." the man says.
The doctor is somewhat startled, "That's seems a bit young, is she s**... active?"
The man replies, "Naw... she jus' lays there like 'er mother."
The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter
They now call themselves the "Tri-Kaps"
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas
They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south?
Because Oklahoma s**....
Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma s**....
Why is Texas not a part of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma s**... so much
Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?
Your Oklahomie.
2016 has done the impossible
It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.
"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."
I booked a trip to visit the Cherokee in Oklahoma this summer, but I'm having second thoughts...
I'm having a reservation reservation reservation.
I went to Oklahoma for my vacation...
It was OK
This just in: A recent study has discovered that dolphins and humans are the only two species to have s**... for fun.
In unrelated news: All Oklahoma residents are now banned from SeaWorld.
Do you know what an education major gets when they graduate from college in Oklahoma?
A map to Texas.
What do you think about Oklahoma?
It's OK.
What do a hurricane in North Florida, a tornado in Oklahoma, and a divorce in East Texas have in common?
Someone's going to lose a mobile home
Why didn't Texas drift into the gulf coast?
Because Oklahoma s**....
A friend asked how i like living in Oklahoma...
I told him it was OK.
How did the Oklahoma police officer explain the black man who had been shot 10 times?
The worst s**... case he had ever seen
I have two friends who are both from Oklahoma.
They're my Oklahomies.
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and starts reading the news on his Iphone.
"Wow, 'Twister kills 15 in Oklahoma!" the guy says. "They take that game very seriously there," the bartender replies.
My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, I'm so sorry
... but you can't count Missouri twice.
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face. The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened...
"Well, the first body is a Frenchman, 60, who died of heart failure while making love to his mistress, hence the enormous smile." says the coroner.
"Second body's a Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars in the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"Ok, so what about the third body?"
"Ah!" says the coroner. "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the r**... from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is *he* smiling then?"
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
What did the lawyers for the Creek Nation say to the lawyers for Oklahoma after their historic Supreme Court win?
"Looks like we Okla-owned-yah!"
So today my six year old daughter ask me where she came from.
Now, I've always said, when she asks, it means she's ready to hear the truth, and I will explain the truth as best I can and it's appropriate for her age.
So, I explain to my six-year-old daughter, the facts of life. To which she replies, wow my friend Debbie said she came from Oklahoma.
A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma
He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'
The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.
The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'
The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'
What is the difference between a Tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in Mississippi?
I don't know but someone is losing a trailer.
